NLC 1301: Blog 6: 10/29/12 How to Escape from a Bad Party

Many people try to escape from any situation and which may sometimes make them do anything in order to get out of it. Some cases may be difficult, as you can see, there is rarely an easy escape from a Bad Party. A difficult situation may cause you to pull out any device and fake an emergency, slip away unnoticed, slip out a window, or even make you date to leave. These are just a few of the strategies that you can do in order to escape a party.

"Fake an Emergency" (Piven et al. 291-292).
Fake an Emergency is a great way to escape, and it always works. While you're on a date,party or any situation that you know is not working or feel awkward you want to try to escape in a nice way, because if you tell them the truth about how you feel they may get hurt. Simple way is to pretend you get a phone call or a text , and try to be excuse yourself from the table. If people don’t believe you try to ask for a friend or anyone for help. Tell them to keep calling you or texting you, be excuse as many times, till you tell them that you have to leave, since is an emergency, apologize before you leave. After that the only thing you have to do is leave quickly before anyone can protest.

"Slip Away Unnoticed" (Piven et al. 292-294).

Slip away unnoticed is another great way to escape. Start by identifying your escape route and after that if you're with someone tell them if you can be excuse, go to the bathroom and plan what you have to do. You can alter your appearance , change your clothing, your cosmetics ,change your hairstyle or try to fake that you're sick. Your friend will notice that you may be sick. Leave when nobody is paying attention, this is the easiest way to leave a party or any other situation.  When you're on a party people are having fun, so they don’t really notice what’s going on.  If  no one is seeing you can take your belongings and leave quickly. After you're far as possible or in another place, call your friend an apologize you can used the excuse of an emergency or simple just leave it as it is and when they ask you tell them you felt sick, had an emergency or make something up.

"Slip Out of the Window" (Piven et al. 294).
If you feel bad leaving without telling no one, or have no escape just  try the the method of slip out the window, first you have to locate a usable window, it has to be not too high, or one that can hurt you. Attempt to open the window if you can open it, go look for some other. Find anything to break the window. Prepare to break the window if you cannot open it , or find a way to break it quietly. An easy way is to strike the center of the glass with the anything. Punch out any remaining sharps glass so you won't get hurt. Make sure you don’t make any noise, if no one hears you, quickly leave, if that doesn't work good luck, try another method.

"Get Your Date to Leave" (Piven et al. 295-296).

If the party is at your house and you want people to leave, try to say something offensive, used religion or ethnicity inappropriate comment or do something people won’t want to see.  Tell your friends you have to go somewhere and that they have to leave. Fake that you're sick and that you have to go the hospital. If you're a teenager fake that your parents are coming or that the cops came and tell you that the volume is loud and that the neighbors want everyone to leave.

Escaping a Bad Party is not easy, even if you may believe that it is a fairly simple way to evade it. You may try many different strategies to try to get away, but it may be way more difficult than you had expected it for to be. It is important to know or come up with an idea in order for you to escape from the party in an efficient way. The strategies may be helpful in some ways, and keep in mind that whenever you try to escape a party, come up with an idea that you believe works best.

Citation:
Piven, Joshua. "How to Escape From a Bad Date." N.p.: n.p., 1999. 291-96. Print.